Slogan: "Over 34, marriage is out the door"

I'm extending your logic to fat and/or ugly people. Be on notice that I've called my representatives asking for a constitutional amendment to define marriage as between two attractive folks only.

"He's funny" and "she has a big heart" are now abominations.

Now where dat gorg maller an his kitty kats at?

While obviously you still have higher ideals, time will move you into the camp of old folks who want "defined retirement plans" in the form of "legal claims on the loot" of your most significant "other", too.

The fight for "marriage" by GLBT pervs is all about the "nest egg". Losers could do it straight out with a simple will or trust, but they actually don't have the committment. . . .

Yeah and I plan on outliving my wife then luring a young babe into marriage. I get the favor of a young lady and she gets the retirement package for the rest of her life.

See, my proposition is a disservice to myself. I'm the true altruist here, a sacrificer, Thee American.

Wun time sum 550-poun Babe sez ta me, she sez: "aint, duz ya thankz I be attraktive?"

I sez: Naw, Darlin, I thankz ya be state-up dizguztin.

She sez: Wud it hepz if I kud provez ta ya dat I gotz a genetik kondizhun dat makez ma azz fat, an I aint gotz no choize boutz it?

I sez: Frade not...ya wud be jizt az dizguztin, eeda way. Evvin mo so, kumz ta thankz boutz it, kuz den day aint evvin no hope datcha kud slimz yo fat azz down nun.