Jizt kuz day gotz ma DNA, ma fingaprintz, ma muddy boot printz, ma faze on dat dare video kamra, 25 eyewitnezzez, an sheeit, I AINT GUNNA LIEZ!

Jizt kuz day be offrin me a litta sentinze if I fezzez up, an savez dem da kozta a tryo, I AINT GUNNA LIEZ!

"It wuzznt me....naw, naw, chile, it wuzznt me. Well, it muzta bin sum udda buddy, unh, unh, darlin, it wuzznt me." (Chuk Barry -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y649DVdcQz8). I don NEVVA liez, jizt likez deez heea fagz don nevva liez:

"Research shows that gay people on average pay nearly $500,000 more over a lifetime due discriminatory laws. A recent CNNMoney study concluded that same-sex couples are paying as much as $6,000 more in annual federal income taxes than other married couples, even in states that recognize their unions...

Tax advisers in the past have warned same-sex married couples not to file as married (either jointly or separately) because of the possible imposition of penalties for doing so. The recent litigation attacking DOMA has led some to question whether joint filing might be a reasonable position, despite President Obama's pronouncement that agencies should continue to enforce DOMA...

A movement is building across the country as more and more gay people...are refusing to identify as "single." Quietly, from California to New York, from Alaska to Florida, couples are refusing to deny their spouses and are willing to enter legally murky territory to take a stand...A website called RefuseToLie.org has become a gathering place for gay couples to share their stories and for others to speak out in solidarity...many post that they have chosen to file as married..."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nadine-sm ... 54807.html

As long as IRS personnel are evaluated internally on a production/effectiveness standard, these folks are going to be OK.

NO IRS agents are going to stick their necks out on this one, at the risk of losing in a packed gay court wanting to write some new legislation from the bench.

Ya knowz, it wun thang fo 400-poun swethawgz ta deemanz dat day be akzepted az peepoz.

Itz anudda thang win day sez dat, az peepoz hoo gotta be treeted kompletely ekwo, aint nobuddy kin razez da prize offa $2, all ya kin eetz, smogazbod fo dem.

An, itz anudda thang still, win day wanna deemanz dat enybuddy hoo makez funna day gluttinuz azz shud autta be punizhed, sumhowze.

Aint gunna happinz, Lard-azz.

The federal government does NOT recognize queer marriage. Don't like it? GET THE *beep* OUT. Stop contributing to the degeneration of America, homos.

They belong on their own damn island where they can spread their disease and be perverts as they please.