Have you done it yet, you big traitor.

I can handle purty'ner any sitch, chile. I'd buy insurance from trout instead of payin' the other guy five dollar mo' per year. I'm pretty much self-insured for the small stuff, just havta have somebody coverin' the bases on folks who might wanna work me over for a million.

Study trouts' ways and you'll see he comes 'round to tryin' ta be whatever is purty'ner normal in his estimation. If alz the Jazzfanz were Ron Pauls he'd be fer Ron Paul too. . . . hmmmm. . . . well actually they are, mostly, according to the poll they did in there, but mostly for "liberal" reasons like not wantin' to do a bunch of wars against every tribe of poppy merchants jes' so's our CIA can corner the traffic.

I'm getting that way myself. It seems like such a waste of American lives.

What a surprise that Trout is "interested" in a night of buffet eating. Have you seen his arms. He looks like a white Nell Carter...on a good day. Absolutely pathetically fat and disgusting. He is why our insurance rates are up.

Well, you mighta missed the big liver/gall bladder breakdown. Trout has lost weight. He's back to where he can eat a reasonable meal though.

He was polite, but when I brought up the whole Hopper/Milslopper thing we had a good time. Bronco was there too. When I said "For all I know, you are Milslopper and Hopper, Bronco said "Man, that'd be the greatest set of duplicates ever run on a net forum".

They found me pretty evasive, I think that's the word used,. . . . and weren't convinced I'm not at least six different handles in JazzFanz. I laughed a lot, said I'd dreamed of doing stuff like that, but I haven't figured out how to do the duplicates so I won't be outed.

Then they starteed telling me how to do it. . . . .

I missed you when you gave up on the JazzFanz.

I just wish Karla/Milsappa/Shelley and some other people including you, had the temperament to laugh at the Trouts. Reminds me of one of my friends from high school. The kid who gathered up the little alarm clock/times from the chem lab, set them for halfway through chemistry, and put them inside the flourescent light fixtures.

I don't think he left one insult or bad joke unsung. I think it's for fun, somehow.

But I like Trout too. he's actually progressing in life, for the better. The missus is working overtime on getting herself a good man.

am I dreaming?

NO WAY!


John's a good guy and his wife must be even better. Nice enough to let him out the house and send him off with cooked food for unknown men at the same time too.

Please, get over it.

@ Moe: No, girl, you are not dreaming.